I passed another group of famous people on the street today, and since I don't feel like writing anything tonight, I figured I'd give them a chance to say hello.
It's the cast of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy. Here's Thom Filicia, the group's interior design expert. Take it away, Thom!
THAAAAINKS, DJMJ!
Why hello there everyone! How are you doing todaaaay? Thuper! Well, for those of you who don't know, we're the "Fab Five" and we give makeovers to straaaight men who don't have our sense of style! We really enjoy your blog, but we thought it would be a MAJOR boo-boo if we let you keep that PLAIN black background.
Wake up! Your blog is SOOO funny, but it doesn't pop like it should! Theriouthly, it feels like we're looking at Diane Keaton's suit at the 2004 Oscaaars. EWWWWW!!
We are SO happy we ran into DJMJ on the street today. We have the perfect accentuations for your blog!
Let's start with THIS little number, which Carson actually picked up the other day:
OMG!! What an ADORABLE addition! But it gets better. Here's another piece I found myself:
Isn't that gorgeous! But it's nothing compared to THESE adorable little gents:
Here are a couple more FABULOUS items:
Ted found those in Pittsburgh while he was at a McDonald's. That's where most Steelers fans work, ya know.
Finally, here's a comfy little contribution for you and your BFF:
And just so you can see each other:
Finished!
With these accentuations, your blog now has our touch! Ooooh we are sooo happy! Thank you to DJMJ for having us on tonight, and if you don't like the pieces we've provided, don't fret! We'll come back and take them away.
Guaranteed!
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