Man Takes on Car: Sadly, Car Cannot Finish Job

Little nuggets like this make me very happy that I have marginally functional lobes in my sizable cranium. The Melbourne police obviously feel the same way. To wit:

"Police are dismayed at the utter stupidity of a man who decided to play chicken on the Tullamarine Freeway," the statement said.

Ahh, to be young and carefree and unconcerned with running across freeways in my underwear again.