Monday, January 26, 2009

Better Know an Arizona Cardinal: Matt Leinart


Matt Leinart loves college freshmen, Nickelback and date rape, in that order. He wears number 7 as an homage to his childhood hero, Spider-Man. Matt Leinart is a hermaphrodite. He also claims to be a vegan, though this is actually just another front he uses to meet impressionable girls trying to "make a difference." All Matt knows is that he can feel them making a difference--in his pants.

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