Self-indulgence!

(To the tune of "America, Fuck Yeah" from Team America)

Dee-Jaaay Moooom-jeeeeans
DEE-JAAAY MOOOOM-JEEEEANS

D-J M-J, FUCK YEAH
Kickin' some ass on his motherfuckin' birthday
D-J M-J, FUCK YEAH
Blogdom is the only way yeah

Family!
FUCK YEAH
Friends!
FUCK YEAH
Cleveland!
FUCK YEAH
LeBron James!
FUCK YEAH
Penn State!
FUCK YEAH
Sportswriting!
FUCK YEAH
Hot chicks!
FUCK YEAH
Cocktail!
FUCK YEAH

The Dark Knight!
FUCK YEAH
Heath Ledger!
FUCK YEAH
California!
FUCK YEAH
Jim Kirk!
FUCK YEAH
Pontiacs!
FUCK YEAH
Whiskey!
FUCK YEAH
24!
FUCK YEAH
The TV show!
FUCK YEAH
Tax season!
FUCK YEAH
Las Vegas!
FUCK YEAH
Vizio!
FUCK YEAH
The Gallaghers!
FUCK YEAH
Tenacious D!
FUCK YEAH
Subway!
FUCK YEAH
Money!
FUCK YEAH
Guitar Hero!
FUCK YEAH