Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Draft Picks of Destiny



A long-ass fuckin' time ago in a town called Kickapoo
There lived a Laker family, Kobe through and through
But yay! There was a black sheep, and he knew just what to do

His name was young L-B and he refused to step in line
A vision he did see of fucking winning all the time
He turned the Cavs around and oh the planets did align

Oh the Lakers' balls were blazin' as he stepped into their cave
And he sliced their fucking heads off with a long and shiny blade
'Twas he who slayed the Lakers, slayed the Kobe, slayed the Luke
And if you try to fuck with him, then HE SHALL FUCK YOU TOO

GOTTA GET IT ON AND THE PARTY'S ON
I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THE PARTY'S ON

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