I CAN HAZ KILL MYSELF?

I know. I skimped on the ABCs the last couple weeks. Sue me. Seriously, sue me. At this point, a grueling litigation process which could cost me tons of money is more favorable than watching the Browns on a week-to-week basis.

I'll try to make up for it, though. This is what happens when you spend too much time at LOL Jocks on a slow workday.

Sunday, November 23, 2008
Houston Texans at Cleveland Browns

RUNNING BACK IZ GOOD WITH FAVA BEANS AND NICE CHIANTI

TIM WAKEFIELD IZ HERO

CALM DOWN 52, PASS GET INTERCEPTED ANYWAYZ

STEVE SLATON IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE

BEAT PEE WEE PLAYER, NOW I CAN GO TO NFLZ

WHICH ONE Y'ALL TOOK MEH COOKIE

I NO WANTZ CATCH

ALREADY TOLD YOU, LIKE YOU AZ FRIEND

BUT SCHEDULE SAID WERE PLAYING NFL TEAM

I'M IN UR HOLE, STOPPIN UR RUNZ

Sunday, November 30, 2008
Indianapolis Colts at Cleveland Browns

LOLBROWNZ WANT NO PART OF PLAYOFFS

I CAN HAZ PIROUETTE?

IZ EASIER THAN GETTING INTO GAME

GO BACK TO BENCH, ROOKEH

HAHA IT TAKEZ THREE OF YOU TO DROP ONE BALL

IZ OK, DIDN'T WANT ANYWAYZ

SHOULD PROLLY WATCH GAME TAPE INSTEAD OF TECMO BOWL

SILLY COLTS IZ NO MATCH FOR BOOT CAMP EXPERIENCE

INVIZIBLE STONE COLD GETS PEOPLEZ ELBOW

FAIL