Scott Boras is a Shitbag

Scott Boras on A-Rod's positive test for two different anabolic steroids in 2003 (by the way, Boras said he had heard of no positive tests):

"In a worst-case scenario, if that were true, it was one season and since then Alex has gotten the Good Housekeeping seal the last 5 years."

If you've just killed three small children just for kicks, then hacked them up and dumped them in the ocean, and you want to feel good about yourself, just dig up a record of Scott Boras' best quotes. I promise you'll feel better in no time.