This is what Ben Wallace does in his spare time

Ooooooh ooooooh ooooooooooh
La-da-da-dadada
La da daaaaaaaaaaaa
Ladadada
Ladadada
Ladadadaaaaaa


I was gonna shoot the shot
Until I got high


(Ooooh oooh oooh)
I was gonna move to a different spot
But then I got high


(Laaaa-da-da-dadada)
Now I'm a part of Al-Qaida
And I know why

WHY MAN?
Yeah yeeeeeeeeeah
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got hiiiiiiigh

Ladada-da-da-da-da


I was gonna rejoin Detroit
Before I got high


(Ooooh ooooh ooooh)
I was gonna slap around this boy
But then I got high


(Laaaa-da-da-dadada)
Now I'm answerin' questions
And I know why

WHY MAN?
Yeah yeeeeeeeeeah
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got hiiiiiiigh

Ladada-da-da-da-da


I was gonna make a normal face
Until I got high


(Ooooh ooooh ooooh)
I was gonna shoot instead of smoke the J
But then I got high


(Laaaa-da-da-dadada)
Now I'm snorting lines of Bron's chalk
And I know why

WHY MAN?
Yeah yeeeeeeeeeah
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got hiiiiiiigh

Ladada-da-da-da-da


I made J.J. Hickson yack
Because he got high


(Ooooh ooooh ooooh)
Then I got coach in on the act
Because he got high


(Laaaa-da-da-dadada)
Now coach is pumping gas
And I know why

WHY MAN?
Yeah yeeeeeeeeeah
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got hiiiiiiigh

Ladada-da-da-da-da


LeBron asked me for a hit
Because I was high


(Ooooh ooooh ooooh)
He smiled and said "that's the shit!"
Because he was high


(Laaaa-da-da-dadada)
Now he can't hit free throws
And I know why

WHY MAN?
Yeah yeeeeeeeeeah
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got hiiiiiiigh

Ladada-da-da-da-da


Eat your vegetables!