Stroke of Genius: ESPN Hires Bruschi

ESPN's NFL coverage just got a whole lot more versatile, scrappier and whiter, as former New England Patriot Tedy Bruschi was picked up to join the already insufferable ESPN NFL crew.

Bruschi will no doubt offer a hard-nosed, cheater's perspective, and will more than likely be the most annoying member of the team within two weeks.