WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

In response to DJMJ's turning the blog over to me--here is my celebration.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait a minute, that's not very classy, let's try again.


WOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU HOSSA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Penguins are STANLEY CUP FUCKIN CHAMPIONS.



Bitch.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kris Pooty Letang...WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hell on Earth (or Ice)

Earlier today, everyone's favorite hockey team (besides the Cleveland Barons, of course) made a deal with a literal devil, instead of a figurative one. Religious connotations aside, I'm quite pleased with this development. Oh, and they also signed this guy, which seems like a decent move as well. Topping things off, they locked up the delicate flower for seven years as well. Very nice.

Satan (by the way, check out the end of the URL for his player page) is reported to be getting 3.5 mil for a year, and Fedotenko 2.5. But really, I don't care about numbers, because numbers are for people that can count. So there.


Happy Fourth everybody, I'll be doing the patriotic thing and golfing tomorrow with my new red, white and blue putter grip. Stay safe, stay drunk, stay away from the wheel.

America, FUCK YEAH!

Not Too Sure About This

The fucking completely awesome Pensblog is reporting that, per the NY Daily News, Jaromir Jagr MAY be headed back to Pittsburgh. I am not sure how I feel about this, and if something happens overnight, you can damn well be sure that I'll make up my mind and reconcile my feelings in whichever way yields the funniest post tomorrow.

More on this as it develops.

And by as it develops, I mean "Tomorrow."



Jesus.