Monday, December 1, 2008

I CAN HAZ KILL MYSELF?

I know. I skimped on the ABCs the last couple weeks. Sue me. Seriously, sue me. At this point, a grueling litigation process which could cost me tons of money is more favorable than watching the Browns on a week-to-week basis.

I'll try to make up for it, though. This is what happens when you spend too much time at LOL Jocks on a slow workday.

Sunday, November 23, 2008
Houston Texans at Cleveland Browns


RUNNING BACK IZ GOOD WITH FAVA BEANS AND NICE CHIANTI


TIM WAKEFIELD IZ HERO


CALM DOWN 52, PASS GET INTERCEPTED ANYWAYZ


STEVE SLATON IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE


BEAT PEE WEE PLAYER, NOW I CAN GO TO NFLZ


WHICH ONE Y'ALL TOOK MEH COOKIE


I NO WANTZ CATCH


ALREADY TOLD YOU, LIKE YOU AZ FRIEND


BUT SCHEDULE SAID WERE PLAYING NFL TEAM


I'M IN UR HOLE, STOPPIN UR RUNZ



Sunday, November 30, 2008
Indianapolis Colts at Cleveland Browns


LOLBROWNZ WANT NO PART OF PLAYOFFS


I CAN HAZ PIROUETTE?


IZ EASIER THAN GETTING INTO GAME


GO BACK TO BENCH, ROOKEH


HAHA IT TAKEZ THREE OF YOU TO DROP ONE BALL


IZ OK, DIDN'T WANT ANYWAYZ


SHOULD PROLLY WATCH GAME TAPE INSTEAD OF TECMO BOWL


SILLY COLTS IZ NO MATCH FOR BOOT CAMP EXPERIENCE


INVIZIBLE STONE COLD GETS PEOPLEZ ELBOW


FAIL

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