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I CAN HAZ KILL MYSELF?
I know. I skimped on the ABCs the last couple weeks. Sue me. Seriously, sue me. At this point, a grueling litigation process which could cost me tons of money is more favorable than watching the Browns on a week-to-week basis.
I'll try to make up for it, though. This is what happens when you spend too much time at LOL Jocks on a slow workday.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Houston Texans at Cleveland Browns
RUNNING BACK IZ GOOD WITH FAVA BEANS AND NICE CHIANTI
TIM WAKEFIELD IZ HERO
CALM DOWN 52, PASS GET INTERCEPTED ANYWAYZ
STEVE SLATON IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
BEAT PEE WEE PLAYER, NOW I CAN GO TO NFLZ
WHICH ONE Y'ALL TOOK MEH COOKIE
I NO WANTZ CATCH
ALREADY TOLD YOU, LIKE YOU AZ FRIEND
BUT SCHEDULE SAID WERE PLAYING NFL TEAM
I'M IN UR HOLE, STOPPIN UR RUNZ
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Indianapolis Colts at Cleveland Browns
LOLBROWNZ WANT NO PART OF PLAYOFFS
I CAN HAZ PIROUETTE?
IZ EASIER THAN GETTING INTO GAME
GO BACK TO BENCH, ROOKEH
HAHA IT TAKEZ THREE OF YOU TO DROP ONE BALL
IZ OK, DIDN'T WANT ANYWAYZ
SHOULD PROLLY WATCH GAME TAPE INSTEAD OF TECMO BOWL
SILLY COLTS IZ NO MATCH FOR BOOT CAMP EXPERIENCE
INVIZIBLE STONE COLD GETS PEOPLEZ ELBOW
FAIL
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