* TORRENTIAL BEATDOWN WARNING FOR...
QUICKEN LOANS ARENA IN NORTHEAST OHIO
* UNTIL MID-JUNE 2009
* AT 9:50 P.M. EDT ON NOV. 28, 2008...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A HOME-COURT ADVANTAGE CAPABLE OF PRODUCING DAMAGING LANDSLIDES...
EXTREMELY LIMITED VISIBILITY ...
DEAFENING THUNDER CLAPS...
AND FAST-BREAK LIGHTNING, DURING WHICH GAME-ENDING RUNS CAN TOUCH DOWN OUT OF NOWHERE.
THIS STORM WAS LOCATED AT THE TOP OF THE CENTRAL DIVISION STANDINGS AND MOVING NORTH AT A 66-WIN PACE.
THIS IS A DANGEROUS STORM. IF YOU ARE IN ITS PATH...PLEASE PREPARE TO LOSE BY AN AVERAGE OF 14.2 POINTS PER GAME, AND MOVE INDOORS IMMEDIATELY, PREFERABLY TO THE BASEMENT OF YOUR DIVISION AND AWAY FROM WINDOWS OF HOPE.
LAT: 6616
LON: DETROIT SUCKS
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