Monday, November 3, 2008

Champagne Bradynova



How many inter-ceptions thrown
How many foot-ball games were blown
Where were you, why werrrre you on the piiiine
Slowly drop-ping back to pass
Ander-son is such an ass
Where were you, why werrrre you on the piiiine

Some-day we will fiiiind you
Past that An-der-son guyyyy
On a Browns team, under center in the skyyyy
Some-day we will fiiiind you
Past that An-der-son guyyyy
On a Browns team, under center
On a Browns team, under center in the skyyyy

Wake up D-A and ask him why
What hap-pened to the other guy
The one who made the of-fense come aliiiive
Slowly star-ted to suck ass
Now he caaaan't complete a pass
Where were you, why werrrre you on the piiiine

Some-day we will fiiiind you
Past that An-der-son guyyyy
On a Browns team, under center in the skyyyy
Some-day we will fiiiind you
Past that An-der-son guyyyy
On a Browns team, under center
On a Browns team, under center


'Cause Ro-me-o thinks
That An-der-son is not a one-year won-derrrr
But you and I, were al-ways right
The choice has been so clear, we don't know whyyyy
Why, why, why, whyyyy


Badass guitar riffs galore


How many'd make a coa-ching change
When your Q-B is worse than mange
Where were you, why werrrre you on the piiiine
Slowly throw-ing up a pick
Ander-son is such a dick
Where were you, why werrre you on the piiiine

Some-day we will fiiiind you
Past that An-der-son guyyyy
On a Browns team, under center in the skyyyy
Some-day we will fiiiind you
Past that An-der-son guyyyy
On a Browns team, under center
On a Browns team, under center

'Cause Sa-vage be-lieved
That Ro-me-o was-n't ma-king a blun-der
But you and I, were al-ways right
These dudes can't run a team, we don't know whyyyy
Why, why, why, whyyyy


More badass guitar riffs whether you want 'em or not


How of-ten did we call his name
Now he's gon-na be in the game
Where were you, why werrrre you on the piiiine
Werrrre you on the piiiine
Werrrre you on the piiiine
Werrrre you on the piiiine
Werrrre you on the piiiine

Werrrre you on the piiiine


Werrrre you on the piiiine



Werrrre you on the piiiine




Werrrre you on the piiiine



You know that euphoric, dream-like state you enter when you listen to Definitely Maybe and (What's the Story) Morning Glory? That's me right now. The news that Brady Quinn was starting this Thursday carried me on my run today. It's got me hopping around as I watch the Cavs on NBA TV. I almost want to spend money I don't have on a Brady Quinn jersey.

Boy has this kid been gifted an opportunity. Some people balk at the short week of practice. I say he's going to be more rested and ready than everyone else. And who's he facing in his first game? None other than the Denver Broncos, who are probably the most despised team in town after the AFC North puddle slime. Beating them in front of the home crowd would equal buku mojo.

We won't get as many big plays from Quinn, but if he works out, we'll be a better, more efficient offense. That goes a long way in the NFL. If he doesn't work out, then he doesn't work out, but we have to give him a chance to play.

Thanks in part to Anderson, there isn't much else to do this season.

1 comment:

Francois Leroux Speedskater said...

This blew away any of my songs. Phenomenal work.


Quinn's still going to suck.