BRAYLON EDWARDS, IF YOU DROP ONE MORE PASS I WILL FLY TO CLEVELAND AND NINJA-KICK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING NUTS!
CAN WE PLEASE THROW DEEP MORE THAN SIX TIMES AGAINST A TEAM WITHOUT THREE OF ITS FOUR STARTERS IN THE SECONDARY?? HOW BOUT IT, ROB CHUDZINSKI????
DEREK ANDERSON GETS BOOED BECAUSE HE'S WILDLY INCONSISTENT AND RESPONDS TO ADVERSITY LIKE A PUSSY AND COULDN'T COMPLETE A PASS TO LEBRON JAMES IF HE WERE MATCHED UP AGAINST VERNE FUCKING TROYER!
EVERY TIME BRANDON MCDONALD GOT BURNED LIKE EVANGELINE LILLY'S HOUSE I WANTED TO FIRE MY FIST THROUGH MY VIZIO -- which I would never do, cuz it's the sweetest TV ever -- BUT EVEN DARRELL GREEN AND DEION SANDERS' LOVE CHILD WOULD STRUGGLE IF HE WAS INEXPLICABLY PUT ON AN ISLAND EVERY SINGLE PLAY!!!!
THE BROWNS ARE MORE LOST THAN YOU AREFLACCO IS A FUCKING ROOKIE!! GET SOME PRESSURE ON HIM ALREADY!!!!
Go grab a beer or something, Shaun Rogers and D'Qwell Jackson. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
HOW THE HELL DID THAT TERRELL SUGGS INTERCEPTION RETURN HAPPEN? HOW DO YOU THROW THAT FUCKING BALL IN THAT FUCKING SITUATION?? EITHER THROW IT AWAY OR THROW IT TO SOMEONE'S FEET!!!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL, DA??????????
I'M GOING TO COOL DOWN LATER TONIGHT, AND THEN I'M GOING TO REMEMBER HOW WE ALLOWED 24 UNANSWERED POINTS AT HOME AFTER SEIZING CONTROL IN THE THIRD QUARTER AND START GOING FUCKING BALLISTIC AGAIN!!!!
JUST ONCE I WOULD LIKE ROMEO CRENNEL TO PLAY TO WIN!! JUST ONCE!!!!
KAMERION WIMBLEY SHOULD BE OUT AS SOON AS FUCKING POSSIBLE BECAUSE HE COULDN'T TACKLE A STATUE!!
LISTENING TO RICH GANNON ANALYZE A FOOTBALL GAME MAKES ME WANT TO COMMIT SEPPUKU IN MY FUCKING EARS!!
MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE THE BIGOTS WHO ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR PROP 8 IN CALIFORNIA MAKE ME LOSE ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY!! WHY SHOULDN'T GAY PEOPLE BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED?? I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN FUCKING HELL!!!!
NOW IT'S ALL UP TO PENN STATE, CUZ IT SURE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE BROWNS ARE GOING TO BE PLAYING PAST CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!
OH, AND SPEAKING OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL, TIM TEBOW'S "GOOD FRIEND" IS FUCKING SMOKING!!!!
PERHAPS SEAN JONES GOT JUKED BY RAY RICE ON THAT 60-YARD RUN BECAUSE HE WAS PRACTICING FOR DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION!! HOW DO I FUCKING KNOW????
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ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO? HOPEFULLY UPDATING YOUR FUCKING RESUME IN ABOUT EIGHT WEEKS!!!!
Special teams is really kicking ass right now. Phil Dawson and Dave Zastudil had strong days, and Josh Cribbs had 278 return yards and a touchdown. Guys, you can go join Rogers and Jackson.
Television shows on NBC normally suck (HELLO HEROES), but I'm really getting into Chuck. It's the classic, Hitchcockian accidental hero transplanted into southern California, with Zachary Levi mixing Clark Kent and Jim Halpert into his portrayal of Chuck. Wily vet Adam Baldwin gives ample support as NSA Agent John Casey, and then there's Yvonne Strahovski. Mmmmmm Yvonne Strahovski.
VOTES FROM ROMEO AND CHUD ARE PROBABLY GOING TO MCCAIN AND PALIN THIS TUESDAY, CUZ ALL WE'VE SEEN IS CONSERVATIVE SHIT THIS SEASON!!
WEEK 10 IS A SHORT WEEK CUZ WE'VE GOT THE BRONCOS COMING IN THURSDAY. IF WE LOSE TO THE DENVER DRIVEFUMBLES AT HOME, CUYAHOGA COUNTY WILL EXPLODE.
XYLOPHONES SHOULD BE PROVIDED TO THE FANS SO THEY CAN HAVE MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT TO THEIR CHORUS OF BRADY QUINN CHANTS!!
YASSER ARAFAT'S FEELINGS TOWARD ISRAEL THINK THAT BROWNS FANS ARE ANGRY AS HELL!!
ZEROES SHOULD BE OUR NEW MASCOT UNTIL WE SHED THIS TERRIBLE INCONSISTENCY.
Pray the good Browns don't show up this week, you putrid ponies.
1 comment:
That Rich Gannon remark is one million percent true. I wonder if he realizes that, while he's sitting there intoning "terrible" over and over again about the slightest mistake by either team that we're sitting in our homes thinking the same thing about his commentary.
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