Maybe No One Will Win--Liveblog

Giants. Eagles. Live Blog.

Cheers, mates. Tomorrow afternoon (or morning, if you're on cool California time like me), FLS and I will be live-blogging the Giants-Eagles TLC smackdown at the Meadowlands. No, we won't actually be there, but yes, we will actually be mixing our useless knowledge and jackass personalities into one big keg of haterade.

So if you want actual analysis, listen to Joe Buck's molasses playcalling and Troy Aikman talk like a guy who's had eight concussions. If you want wisecracks, insults, random pop culture references and cuss words, log on to Creative Differences tomorrow at kickoff for our first ever communal live blog.

That is all. Asswipes.

Browns hire the Mangenius

Per the Plain Dealer, the Cleveland Browns have reached an agreement with Eric Mangini to become the team's new head coach.

DJMomJeans likes. More to come.

I'm Going to Run a Number Six on You

I will murder you and all you hold dear.

Please learn how to do a proper lolNFL or do not do them at all.

This is a written threat, I will kill you and your family.

Let's see how they stack up: James Walker vs. DJMJ.

James Walker:
--7th degree black belt from Chuck Norris School of Asskickery
--Impervious to Cobra venom
--Body runs on motor oil

DJMJ:
--May or may not be an invalid
--Cannot read
--Distracting facial hair

Yes, I think I'd win, fuckwad.

Ol' James done got pissed off now, best hide the women, because you know what I do to the women.

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Now don't ruin my fun and tell me it's meaningless until they get past the Sweet 16.

GO CHARGERS GO TITANS

It's Just Not FAIR

Was watching the CBS pre-game show today. James Brown teased a segment to come later by saying, "The San Diego Chargers toppled the Colts in overtime without Peyton Manning ever touching the ball, and some are asking, 'Is that fair?'"

I'm sure that such a question would be posed if any other quarterback in the league were on the losing end of that decision, save for Brett Favre, because we all know that Favre would have automatically won the game with his grit and toughness.

Let's make sure that we completely amend the rulebook for the playoffs to make sure that Pey-Pey gets a shot to win the game every time.

Shannon Sharpe, amazingly, ftw: "The league MVP got the ball with 2:41 left, why not win the game right there and run the clock out?" BURN.