Well sit down in that chair right there, cuz I’ve got one right here
Got back from work and had Baseball Tonight on in my room
And who else should be hosting but that daytar Steve Berthiaume!
A
He hails from
Well Coco Crisp on Thursday night, he charged the mound and threw
The weakest punch you’ve ever seen (and he’s a boxer, too!)
Now
But like ol’ Stevie’s SATs, he came off like a fool
In any case, a brawl ensued, and Berthiaume dropped a gem
Referred to them as “Devil” Rays, and sneezed bias like phlegm
You couldn’t help but notice all the shit that Berthiaume spoke
And if it wasn’t obvious already, he’s a joke
So let’s go down the list of things that make him fucking blow
And know that he won’t understand because he’s fucking slow
He roots for Beantown, rah rah rah, the Celtics, Sox and Pats
He beats off to Tom Brady at home naked in his spats
His TV check is hefty, keeping him in solid wealth
Which probably also keeps his wife from finding someone else
He stares ahead like
His brain atrophied in ‘01, and he’s been like that since
Berthiaume always refers to
Stroking
And yet somehow he landed a hot SportsCenter anchor
As his wife, and yet says “no” when she asks him to spank her
He’s lame in bed, this one chick said, and I think she would know
Let’s just say that after age five, some organs didn’t grow
Moral of the story, loyal readers, is simply this
Steve Berthiaume is a homer douche who’s ripe for being dissed
So hate on Derek Jeter, the Bambino, Thurman Munson
And if you don’t get innuendo, I fucked Cindy Brunson
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