Earlier today, everyone's favorite hockey team (besides the Cleveland Barons, of course) made a deal with a literal devil, instead of a figurative one. Religious connotations aside, I'm quite pleased with this development. Oh, and they also signed this guy, which seems like a decent move as well. Topping things off, they locked up the delicate flower for seven years as well. Very nice.
Satan (by the way, check out the end of the URL for his player page) is reported to be getting 3.5 mil for a year, and Fedotenko 2.5. But really, I don't care about numbers, because numbers are for people that can count. So there.
Happy Fourth everybody, I'll be doing the patriotic thing and golfing tomorrow with my new red, white and blue putter grip. Stay safe, stay drunk, stay away from the wheel.
America, FUCK YEAH!
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IF THE PENS WIN THE CUP THEY'RE GOING TO HELL
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