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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit
Penguins.
Capitals.
Crosby.
Ovechkin.
Game 7.
Holy shit.
Do it.
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DJMomJeans lives in L.A. and writes on computers often.
Francois Leroux Speedskater had to move back to his college town. He sells an intangible thing for a living. No, not his dignity.
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Holy shit
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I especially hate Bala Cynwyd
I guess I'd call it reverse anthropomorphism
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I have better material on the way
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I'm going to end up drunk again selling insurance
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If he doesn't fight Cotto I'm going to be pissed
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Imagine that shit in the picture is fire
Impending Doom
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It is just another game for me
It'll pick up steam just you watch
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No pictures in this post because the words are so vivid
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a rather schizo post for a rather schizo team
all apologies
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are you ron "tater salad" white?
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bad Tony Romo gags
beatdowns are like bad medicine
because trade and free agency are overrated
beefcake
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better viewed with the instrumentals actually playing
but wait there's more fail
cap space kicks ass
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forgot about the jinx
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gary sheffield is a raging pussy
get ready for beaucoup de Cavs posts
god bless you if you read all this
god help us if the Lakers win
gottlieb will probably diss them too
grady sizemore
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haha the Caps are in the playoffs and the Wizards aren't haha
happy birthday to me
happy new year
he's actually quite good
here we go again
here's your seasonal woe-is-fucking-me post
hey D12 who sucked tonight YOOOOOOOOU
hey Joey Crawford suck my ass
hey look DJMomJeans actually gives a shit about the NFL today
hint hint i didn't post in the blog for 10 straight days and the tribe went 10-0 during that stretch hint hint
hip-hop
holy shit we could actually get michael redd
hookers
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hopeless despair mixed with wondrous optimism
hopeless dweebism III
hopeless dweebism strikes back
hot chargers chicks
how bout some hot chicks
i do believe the pirates are crushing the tribe in the standings right now
i got a fever and the only prescription is more hopeless dweebism
i'm not really mad at Rose it wasn't his fault
if you thought jesus was beyond reproach think again
if you're sick of non-cleveland posts just wait until football season
in memoriam
internet slango
introductions
it really isn't that funny
kickoff hate
kind of annoying
knee won't hold up
know your Biblical disasters
kurt rambis
lazy attempts at covering one's ass
let the steelers jabs continue
let's all point and laugh at Pittsburgh
let's be brash for a moment
let's draw some more ridiculous conclusions
let's draw some ridiculous conclusions
let's drink some rum
let's get started
let's make fun of DeShawn Stevenson
letter from your editor
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mediocre posts
mirror universe
misguided attempts
mission statements
mmm olga
monica seles
more entertaining than the WNBA
more hopeless dweebism
more like the Fail Brownz
mother would be proud
ms paint gone wrong
my first single
nba finals
nerdapalooza
nicknames are fun
nine earned runs in one inning = nine pavano pictures
no child left behind
no homoerotic volleyball scenes to speak of in this post
no i am not above citing myself
nonsense
note the background color of the first three pictures
now back to our regularly scheduled Pittsburgh hating
now i don't know my ABCs
now that you mention it--god help us if the Celtics win
now we can misfire on a higher draft pick
oh cavs posts we've only just begun
oh yes we will make fun of anything
ok you got the browns beat
one down 15 to go
or tell the indians to stop sucking
overachievers
party time with Matt Leinart
penn state football
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post had everything to do with the last 4 games
post-mortem
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pure man love
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sam cassell
sampling
say hello to his little friend
sentimental spike in the haterade
seriously E.A. we appreciate the love
seriously I'd quietly kill someone if it puts the Browns in the playoffs
seriously i wasn't gone that long
shit
should have watched discovery channel
shout out to Brian Windhorst
shout-out to Magic Senior VP Pat Williams who came on my radio show in college
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simmons ripoff columns--only not as good
sissy fence posting
six degrees of Johnny Rotten
so what wanna fight about it
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south park rip-offs
straight up alphabet goodness
stunning losses
suicide isn't funny
talk nerdy to me
the Blueprint2
the Lakers roster consists of 15 vaginas
the cookie stand is an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking
there'll be more bitching after the NBA Finals i'm sure
there's more posts where this came from
they just beat UConn at UConn
they should make blogs in IMAX for posts like this
this could actually turn out to be the worst sporting Sunday of my life
this really doesn't work if you don't know the song
this right here's some sportswriting
time on their hands
tirades with Christian Bale
to be continued
today's also my sister's birthday so happy birthday Kath
toilet humor
tonight you're gonna break your two rules
tournaments that should happen
towel stomping
transcendent greatness
trespassers will be shot
twisting Keith Jackson calls
underdogs
unholy destruction
united states men's soccer
us open
very off-topic
very on-topic
what did I say about Drew Magary being a God
when do the browns start
whither Kevin Polcovich?
who the fuck did we piss off to get a football team like this
who's harder than Daniel Craig
who's that knockin at my door why it's brady quinn
wreckless hate
you bet your ass I'll make fun of injured Steelers
you can't make this shit up
you pray twice when you sing
your yearly clue about my true identity
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